"Tuckerman Ravine: A** Over Tea Kettle" short sleeve v-neck t-shirt

Tuckerman Ravine: Come for the "Snow," Stay for the Yard Sales

Why do you subject yourself to Tuckerman Ravine? Is it for that world-famous East Coast skiing (read: high-velocity ice skating on a 45-degree angle)? Is it the adrenaline rush of realizing you’re essentially falling with style? Or is it just so you can post a photo to make your cubicle-bound friends weep with envy?

Let’s be honest: half the fun of Tucks isn't the descent—it’s the spectator sport. You skin up, boot up, survive exactly one run, and then park it at Lunch Rocks. It’s the best seat in the house for the "Tragic-Comedy on Ice," where the popcorn is cold but the wipeouts are red-hot.

Now, you can finally own the Tuckerman Ravine souvenir shirt that says: "I hiked 3 miles, yard-saled down the Headwall, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." Few will get the visual pun of falling a** over teakettle down the slope, but you're likely to make a new instant friend when they do.

Why This Tee is Better Than a 50-Foot Slide

While the conditions in the ravine are unpredictable, this shirt is a total lock. It’s a classic v-neck that fits like a well-loved favorite—perfect for hiding the fact that you’re currently covered in Tiger Balm.

The Tech Specs:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton: Softer than a fresh dusting of powder (if that actually existed in NH).

• Pre-shrunk fabric: Because the only thing shrinking today should be your pupils as you look down over the Lip.

• Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²): Breezy enough for the hike up the Tuckerman Ravine Trail, or as fireside après-ski apparel. It is cotton, after all, so maybe don't going wearing it on an actual hike.

• Side-seamed construction: Gives you a regular fit that looks great, even if your skiing doesn't.

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: Built to last longer than your edge hold on a sheet of blue ice.

🌲 Sustainable Shredding

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. By making on-demand apparel instead of bulk batches, we help reduce overproduction and keep the mountains we love a little cleaner. It takes a tiny bit longer to reach you, but like a clear day on the summit of Mount Washington, it’s well worth the wait.

Thank you for making thoughtful, sustainable purchasing decisions!